March 2012
sometimes I forget my baby daddy exists
and then he calls me and when I talk to him I’m like
who even is this..
why are they even asking about my kid.
sounds harsh but..
that’s how I feel about it
#kanyeshrug
we're gonna skate to one song and one song only
NEVVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LETT YOU DOWWNNNN
It was the pee, robert
it caused the error
not me
whenever I need to pee, I start pushing out text...
I have no idea why
but I’m going to go pee now.
"yolo"
which means
go ahead and do stupid shit, I’m kind of hoping you die.
"sure I'll do you a favor"
once I decide if I really care or not, I’ll decide if I’m really going to do it or not
you’re scary as hell, I’m not going to tell you no
I want to fuck you so I guess I’m willing to do nice stuff for you
I like you, I like doing things for you. soo.. fine I’ll go out of my way
yes queen geraldine, your wish is my command.
"I'm fine"
you’re an asshole
you’re an asshole
I’m fine
you’re an asshole
I want to fuck, stop asking me if what you’re doing is okay. If I wasn’t enjoying it, I’d stop you
you’re an asshole
I’m not fine, but you’re an asshole.
how are you feel melissa? "I'm in the between"
which means:
I don’t know what the fuck I’m feeling
I’m having mood swings
I’m going to decide what I’m feeling later
shut the fuck up and stop asking me how I feel, you do that entirely too often and it’s beginning to make me feel like I’m some insane person that you feel the need to check up on
"in the evers"
in ever
in forever
in never
in whatever
what ever the fuck has an ever in it
still doesn’t make sense, huh?
OH FUCKING WELL DAMMIT
in this lesson we'll be learning what melissa...
SEXUAAAL HEAAALING
sexual
I have no will power
me: don't give in don't give in don't give in don't give in
situation happens: **gives in immediately, with a big smile on my face like nothing is even wrong"
okay I lied
today is going to be magical
I'm going to be extremely honest
I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing.
I have a tendency to come off as calm and collected, like I have everything under control. On the inside I’m in this constant panic because I have an issue with not knowing how things will turn out.
People who just “go with the flow”, scare the shit out of me and so, often times I try not to get too close to them.
There is so...
I'm sorry Quiznos but you're just not qualified to...
Ew
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today still has to be magical dammit
ask me things while I wait for life to stop... →
donatebuttonisback
okay now everyone go donate 3 dollars to me
I remember that one time when my first serious...
I wonder if that was the truth…
if so..
I’m going to start selling my nudes.
#imreallyfuckingbrokeandmydebtisjustrackingup
goodson:
we’re sitting in a quiet student lounge-type area and out of nowhere dan shouts “crank up the BEAT”
this made my coffee come out of my nose
thank you sincerely
“In my life nothing goes wrong. When things seem to not meet my expectations, I...”
– Deepak Chopra (via nirvikalpa)
and I'm single~
blah blah blah the rest of the lyrics
yes and I fucking love you for knowing that :3
fettucini-alfredo replied to your post: I like the way you look at me
damn that’s a long time ago, Sammy sings it right?
February 2012
never mind an sms
what you need is a sweet caress~
okay, I'm not being a weirdo anymore.
someone be friends with me
**no one responds**
fine I’ll just keep making pointless posts. so you all unfollow me
FUCK IT I’M ON ONE
today doesn't exist so do whatever the fuck you...
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NO HURR DONT CURRRRR